The Plan

THE PLAN
Ooo Yea, this is Macho Man reporting in. I have a plan, but its not no ordinary plan. It's a plan to woo this female named Katherine. This female is making it very obvious to me that she wants my "Macho Dick". From asking what the teacher just said, to asking me if i have an extra pencil. She obviously can not control herself when it comes to the Macho Man. So i have a plan to completely rock the world of this mammary gland having blonde hair bitch. The plan basically goes like this, after class I'm gonna say "Sup bitch". This will let her know I'm aggressive and wild. After the sup bitch i will proceed lift her over my head and take her to the hallway, where i will give her a condom (this is because Macho Man gets too crazy for his own good). And yata yata, we gonna fuck. This plan will probably take action Friday, the day before valentines day. I'll update the blog on Friday to let you know how sexyful the day was *wink*
Peace out brohams, like i always say if she bitching leg drop that ho.

I Hate an Actor That Plays a Rapper – Big Pun

Since the 90’s we have been tortured by white actors who want to rap. Recently the Oscar nominated actor, Joaquin Phoenix, has announced he will no longer act in order to join the ranks of Marky Mark and David from 90210 (aka "the poor man's Vanilla Ice"). When first hearing this I probably like the rest of you thought this has to be a joke. I mean this is the guy who just played Johnny Cash in Walk the Line. Plus what the fuck kind of name is Joaquin Phoenix? It sounds like he should be apart of the X-men rather than the Beastie Boys.

To top it off Phoenix doesn’t sound too confident in his rapping skills either. He said "Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in music be laughable? Yeah, that's possible, but that's certainly not my intention." What the fuck is wrong with this asshole. He knows that in all likelihood will turn out to be a complete failure yet still is going to attempt this! He looks like he has been stranded on an island for 10 years and I’m not talking about Shaolin or Long Island. Oh and his recent performance in a Las Vegas nightclub was reminiscent of a hobo shouting random nonsense on the E train.

Las Vegas nightclub performance - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrclRelKUno

It’s really not to hard to see why Joaquin Phoenix is out of his God damn mind. His parents were members of the religious cult Children of God (maybe that can be the name of his rap group) and changed their last name to Phoenix because it symbolized a new beginning. But hey maybe Phoenix is the new beginning of rap! I mean “the best rapper alive” is now doing rock albums so there is an open spot for the throne!

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MachoMan's 5 Ways to Trap Pussy

MachoMan's 5 Ways to Trap Pussy

For those of you who don't know i am the one and only "MachoMan". I'm probably the sexiest, most delicious nigga in the world. I fucked mad bitches in my lifetime, and i feel that i should spread my knowledge. After you read my "5 Ways to Trap Pussy" you'll have bitches wishing to keep some of your dick sauce. Trust me from a play boy to a little ugly nigga like yourself.

1. If your bun's ain't tight, than you ain't doing it right.
This is an important step to trapping pussy. Nigga's need to stay in shape if their going to get laid. Girls don't want no dude coughing up Cheetos's on them. So hit the gym and treat them buns right! " I love you like a fat kid loves cake" lets try and remix this shit, "I love you like a tight bun'd nigga loves a salad". A line like this will woo your chick, but wont get her in bed. Read on nigga!

2. Get that dirt off your shoulder.
A first impression is the most important impression. If your suite is fly, and your shoes are clean, bitch my ignore that spot on your dick. Make sure you get your outfit dry cleaned, and ironed before you meet your female. Just chant "Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh so clean" 5 times in the bathroom and you a made nigga!

3. Lie, Lie, Lie, and LIE!
Alright a couple of your brothas out there might think I'm a shallow person. But never tell the truth to your female. Shit never turns out right if you tell truth. "Baby can you rub my back?", "Nah bitch you back got more pimples than my 14 year old cousin". And bam she's gone from your life forever. Now your left with a hard dick and no hole to fulfill your stick. Lie to the bitch all the time, she might think your interesting and have personality! Never hide, but make sure you lie and deny especially if she had one too many of the henny.

4. The Elbow Drop!
The Elbow Drop is a move that me "MachoMan" have created to kinda get your girl in the mood.
El- Electrify your bitch with a lick or two on her feet and elbows, get that ash off of her.
Bow- Bow for your girl so she really thinks your putting on a show for her. And than...
Drop- Drop straight down on her bitch ass and lay down the law of your Johnson!

5. It is what it is.
To be successful with a woman, you need to lower your standards. Ain't no hot bitch gonna put up with your bullshit even if you read these 5 ways. Its nature that hot bitches go out with old rich white men, who have a spot open in their will. So the next time you in the club, don't look at sexy, beautiful Veronica. Instead look at smart, loyal and abused as a child Stacey. Shit is real and everyday can be your last in the jungle. So make sure to select the right bitch.

Following my ways is important to a healthy sex life. Get money and get vagina! Bitches don't know what's good for them, so stick it in and stroke your hair playa! Remember, an ugly nigga like you,
can eventually be this.

Bro's You Mean the World To Me!

Release Dates for Epic Shit

*All release dates are expected, not confirmed!*

Movies - 2009
2/27/09 Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Ah, another live-action Street Fighter movie. There's a lot to say about the last live-action Street Fighter movie, but summed up I doubt many people will argue with me when I say it was complete horrid garbage. Ahem. Anyway, the trailer is promising and the broad playing Chun-Li, (Kristin Kreuk) is fuckin' hawt. ^_^

3/6/09 Watchmen
Watchmen, a very respected comic book series published by DC Comics, is intriguing to say the very least. The trailer, here, assures the comic book fans that it does not stray from the story and is eye catching to newcomers to the series such as myself.
4/8/09 Dragonball Evolution
Oh, the lolz my friends and I had after watching the trailer. Unfortunately, the first Dragonball live-action movie does not seem promising at all. Straying from the story, not having any look alike characters..I mean, just watch. We can only hope that this is the year's best April Fools Joke. I personally feel series like Dragonball Z, Street Fighter or even Metal Gear should be turned into movies but done using CG, not live-action. My point is proven by the Resident Evil Movie series. All garbage until Resident Evil: Degeneration.
5/1/09 X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Hooo, the shere epicness of the title made me blow the shit out of my ass! Wolverine, the badass of the X-Men crew has finally been given a movie. I expect alot from this film. Click here to get the vibe. I can't wait for this shit.
6/26/09 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Not much to say about this one. You're gonna watch it. The first Transfomers was the definition of epic but if you need further persuasion, here ya go.
8/7/09 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
The most epic commercial during one of the best Superbowls I've ever seen. The trailer was full of what could interest me in spending money to watch something I could see for free on the internet, Sexy women, Ninjas and massive explosions!

Video Games - 2009
2/17/09 Street Fighter IV (PS3, 360)Coming out soon, this Street Fighter seems to be more suited for the graphic whores that have infected gaming. I can't say much for the competitive gaming aspect but, as the series always assures, it seems like a fun game.
2/17/09 GTA: The Lost and Damned (360)
This will be downloadable content found on the XBox 360 Marketplace for Grand Theft Auto IV. This content will continue on the game's side missions concering the Biker Gang, The Lost. The new central character of the game is Johnny Klebitz who appears in a few select missions alongside Niko Bellic.
3/13/09 Resident Evil 5 (PS3, 360)
Why are you reading this? Was the demo not enough for you? The Resident Evil series has NOT disappointed the large fan base it has gained after the revolutionary Resident Evil 4. RE5 has taken some elements from Gears of War concerning the graphics and interaction with environment making it more appealing for the gamer that wanted more so from RE4. I expect alot of epic shit from this game.

Numba Thr3e

A Ride On The Train

I'm looking at a chick's skin which is quite fair
If I'm right then her nipples are as red a her hair
She knows I'm staring but i just don't care
Should i blow a kiss? do i dare?
I do... and she whispers "come right here"
So yeah i scoot over there
I can even smell the scent of her perfume in the air
Then i hear " I got no panties on in my ear"
I crack a smile as my hand moves down low
only to hear "bro wake up! we gotta go !"

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Maureen Dowd is a bitch

Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and Op-Ed Columnist at the NY Times, Maureen Dowd. Did I mention she was a bitch?

If that seems harsh you might not be familiar with this particular type of bitch. Maury (silly nickname - - CHECK!) is the type that has long since forsook the banner of simple feminism to become a walking castration, more popularly known as a femi-nazi.

Aside from showing a strong distaste for any man not named Barack Obama and a strong bias for any woman not named Hillary Clinton (not since she lost anyway), Maury has a certain charm about her. Maybe that's why she's 57 and single. (burn!)

First she has this endless list of petnames for otherwise respectable people. Calling Dick Cheney "Vice", "Shooter", and "Darth" is pretty fucking funny, but this broad called NY's legally blind Governor "namby pamby."

...

The insult comes in defense of Caroline Kennedy who took her own damn self out of the running after revealing she couldn't, you know, fucking talk. Dowd unfavorably compares the soft spoken, well-meaning, often bumbling Governor of New York to Illinois' embattled Gov. Rod Blahgoyavich(sp?).

Yeah, the racoon toupae wearing dude who tried to sell Jesse Jackson Jr. Obama's senate seat.

As if that isn't enough the woman who said Al Gore was so ecologically correct he was practically lactating questions Patterson's class in handling Kennedy's abrupt exit.

Dowd is such a slave to her gender, in fact, that she calls Kennedy "a smart, policy-oriented, civic-minded woman to whom the president feels deeply indebted in an era when every state has its hand out." Let's forget complementing someone we all know jack shit about, is she using undue political influence in the pro, as opposed to the con, column?

Yeah, Maureen Dowd is a bitch.

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Numba Wun

Today I Stumbled Upon...

To start off, please refer to my comrade, Numba Wun's blog entry on Mozilla Firefox's top 5 Add-Ons. After you are done reading, you will understand why StumbleUpon is recommended.

http://tinyurl.com/424o3

A very useful website that I found on Stumble today! Full of links that are ready to make your experience on your computer much more enjoyable. I personally recommend the following:
1) Under General File Utilities, 7zip and UnRar. A simple way to compress huge files making it easier to send anywhere through an Instant Messenger or an E-Mail. A more detailed summary can be found by simply clicking on the link!
2) Under StartUp ShutDown. StartUpCop. This allows you to delay the timing on some of those pesky programs that attack your computer on wake up like a Shoryuken.
3) Under Security, Folder Sheild and Lock Folder for those siblings or nosy parents looking through your private shit. (Oh and if your still downloading porn, you have more things to worry about than downloading shit for your comp.)
4) Under Browsers, of course FIREFOX!

http://tinyurl.com/7bdqlq

Just some random lolz that I stumbled upon...

http://tinyurl.com/2xbzpp

A tool that has helped me in the past. Really, its just full of regrets and denial for later but if used correctly, I can see it being useful.

These are the random pages I have stumbled upon today.

Numba Thr3e

A lot of people think I'm nuts

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Numba Wun

The 5 "High Five" Commandments

The High Five is the most electrifying, mind boggling, and the most awesome'est thing do. The High Five has been around for thousand's and thousand's of years. It's a sign of peace, and teamwork. Recently scientist's have found out that the High Five can help cure any disease known to man, if done right. When doing the High Five, the cells in your body start to produce a new cell called the "5 Cell" This cell helps to fight off against any abnormalities in your body, such as cancer cell's, weak immune system, and Gay. But to full use a High Five to it's highest potential, people must perform the High Five correctly. That's where i come in. Here are the 5 Commandments to performing the High Five!

1. Thou Shall Not, give less than 100% when performing a High Five. This leads to painful consequences, along with embarrassment. You may turn into this man.
2. Thou Shall Not, turn the High Five into a joke. The High Five is not a joke, it's serious bidness.
3. Thou Must, let both palms make contact when doing a High Five. Other wise your doing it wrong.
4. Thou Must, give High Five's with the same hand they jerk off with. This show strength and tells women that they need to stick to their Puny Five's.

5. Thou Never Shall, leave another man hanging from a High Five. This will result in 6 days of crying. No man should ever feel this pain.

All in All, the High Five is here to stay. Never underestimate the power of a man showing love to another man.---
Foore

I Hate the Fuckin’ Internet

In my life I have met so many fuckin’ morons that I wish would die a horrible death or go into a coma. In the past the only tortured souls who had to listen to them were those in their vicinity and there was no way for them to spread their stupidity on a mass scale. Then comes along the God damn internet. A motherfuckin’ loudspeaker for these faggots. There is a plague of fabrications and inaccuracy running rampant on the internet. Sadly Hip-Hop has been a victim of this epidemic. My morning was completely ruined by the most ridiculous horse shit I have ever read!

So I was on http://www.xxlmag.com/ reading Tha Office Blog which had the transcript of an argument over who won the battle between Jay-z and Nas. RobtheMusicEd, the author of this garbage, believes “that Jay had the better joints in his spat with Nas…” After reading that I knew immediately that is guy was an ignoramus who shouldn’t be allowed to breathe. Oh and I love this ! The reason why people believe Nas won was because “Jay was on top and people loved to see a giant fall”. Who the fuck wanted to see Jay-z fall??? Jay-z was the most popular rapper at the time and still is! He has more dick riders than he has money. But anyway this guy really thinks Jay-z had the better lyrics and won this battle…… Now DJ Daddy Mack is the dude who is arguing that Nas had won. It’s pretty fuckin’ obvious btw. So as Rick the Ruler said Heeeeere we go !

RobtheMusicEd: So I peeped ya post, you really think Nas won that battle?

DJ Daddy Mack: Hands down. No doubt about it.

RobtheMusicEd: Why?

DJ Daddy Mack: Because of how the people and Jay-Z himself responded. We all heard Jay on Hot 97 that day. What did he do? Got desperate and did “Super Ugly.” Jay was against the wall. He tried to shoot with a blindfold on.

RobtheMusicEd: So Nas won because of “how people responded?” That’s weak. If your baby mom was a hoe, I’d make a song about it too. The fact is Jay based his whole plan of attack off of straight facts from “Takeover” to “Superugly.” Nas based his off of emotion, so who wins?

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Straight facts?! WHAT ?!
Let’s take a look at the “facts” and incredible math skills of Jigga man on the Takeover

Use your - BRAAAAAAAIN! You said you been in this ten
I've been in it five - smarten up Nas
Four albums in ten years nigga? I can divide
That's one every let's say two, two of them shits was due
One was - NAHHH, the other was "Illmatic"
That's a one hot album every ten year average

Ok so Takeover came out in 2001 so Nas was actually in the game ten years. Funny that the only line here that is actually is a fact and it came from Nas’ own mouth (You said you been in this ten).

(Nas solo debut in 91 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOg_RGOEBg )

Now Nas’ first verse on Main source’s “Live at the BBQ” and his first solo song “Halftime” were in 1991. His first album Illmatic ain’t drop till 1994. Apparently there is a double standard that Jay used cause he doesn’t consider his own career to start until 1996 when his first album Reasonable Doubt came out. But the TRUTH is he had been on records since 1986. Ten years BEFORE reasonable doubt. So in 2001 that would make him 15 years in the game…..

Check out jigga man as a kid on this old school track - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y65QJ6Obc#t=4m10s

So let’s break down Nas career by umm let’s use the Source magazine since they were the most important rap magazine in the 90’s

Illmatic – 5 mics

It was written – 4 mics

I am – 4 ½ mics

Nastradamus – 3 mics

That's a one hot album every ten year average? Jay must have some high standards.

Maybe source is bias towards Nas. What can we use that would have no biases. Umm how bout entertainment weekly. They review all forms of music and even movies.

Illmatic – A-

It was written – A-

I am – B

Nastradamus A- ( lmao I shit u not) http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,271835,00.html

Ok so maybe Nastrasmous rating By ET is strangely high but I think there was a pretty clear consensus among critics that Nas never had a bad album up too 2001 when Takeover was released.

And Nas based his off of emotion???? Last time I checked jay was the one crying on hot 97 after hearing ether….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDDbEJAEIg

Ok back to the bullshit

RobtheMusicEd: It actually takes more skills to breakdown someone’s career and where it faltered like Jay did to Nas in “Takeover” then to say “You have dick sucking lips” and you look like a “camel.”

Yea lots of skills to break down someone career with bad math and lies.

DJ Daddy Mack: Look, who got depressed? Nas hurt Jay. Got stronger after “Ether?” More like a downfall if you look at Jay’s whole empire. Jay is a known swagger jacker. After “Super Ugly” dropped, Nas said he was disappointed in Jay. That’s why he did not respond. All he needed was “Ether.” Jay was always disappointed that Nas did not get on his debut album. I’m mean come on. Jay could write a book on Nas’ life. He followed this cat’s every move.

Lmao that shit was funny. He’d call Nas' bio “Who’s the best MC?”

RobtheMusicEd: Jay is known as a swagger jacker? When you think of Jay that’s the first thing you think of? I’m sorry I thought he was an innovator, a lyricist, a businessman and one of hip-hop’s greatest artists. My bad. We all followed Nas’s every move. Illmatic was CLASSIC! And Nas is one of our greatest artists as well. But I’m talking about the battle.

Oh I love this jayz is an innovator !!! (btw this has nothing to do with the battle) But here are a few of his most blatant lines this innovator has stolen

"I see some ladys tonight, that should have my baby - baby" B.I.G
"I see some ladys tonight, that should rollin' with Jay-Z - Jay-Z

"From the depths of the sea, back to the blockSnoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.CWent solo on that ass, but it's still the sameLong Beach is the spot where I served my cane - Snoop
"From the crap tables down in A.C.back on the block Jay-Z motherfucker from the, the, the RocWent solo on that ass but it's still the sameBrooklyn be the place where I serve them thangs" Jay-Z

"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck em will I diss em, that's what these hoes yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relation" - Biggie

"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck 'em will I diss 'em, that's what they be yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relationY'all be chasin, I replace them, huh?" - Jay-z

And my fav !!

Suede Timb's on my feets, makes my cypher complete - Nas
S. Dots on my feet make my cipher complete – Jay-z

DJ Daddy Mack: I guess being an innovator is stealing shit from other people. Who knew?

Loook above ^^^^^^

RobtheMusicEd: If you listen to Takeover Jay didn’t say not one disrespectful line. It was all about music. Then we get to “Ether” and Nas starts with the dick sucking lips lines, so Jay talks about his baby’s moms and all of a sudden that is out of bounds? This is hip-hop fuck that. And how does saying you have dick sucking lips constitute as lyricism? Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS. See to me it takes more skill to rhyme the truth (or some aspect of it, because Jay was definitely Bias), then to straight say things like “Gay-Z and Cockafella”

This is when I nearly feel out of my chair ! NO DISREPECTFUL LINES ?!?!?!?!?

Because you know who (who) did you know what (what)with you know who (yeah) but just keep that between me and you for now

Jay hit the ultimate low by bringing up the affair he has with Nas’ baby moms. How low is that shit. What does that have to do with music? And this motherfucking piece of shit wants to say it was all about music !

And here goes another foolish comment.

Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS.

What a fuckin’ moron. A little common sense. If Nas said something as stupid as that You don’t think jay-z would have responded to that in Super Ugly? Come one stupid! Rocafella was a street hustler from Marcy who admired. There actually a song by jay’s old mentor jaz-o called “Love is gone” that mentions the real rocafella. And nas is samples on the hook. I just love the irony ! On a verse by the rapper Immobilarie he says “Rocafella had the crown on the block”.

Check it out at 2:27 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXPE2GlQig#t=2m27s

DJ Daddy Mack: NaS is not the smartest person in the world. I can agree with that. In that past, he has said many things that were just totally wrong. But really, I’m not saying “Super Ugly” was wack. It is just not as good as “Ether.”

RobtheMusicEd: You can’t compare “Ether” to “Super Ugly.” “Ether” was a response to “Takeover” so how come no one ever compares those two? “Super ugly” was a mere freestyle and he did that in like a day. And it was still rooted in fact; he slept with dude’s baby moms. Fuck that, game over!

Then he has excuses… oh we can’t compare super ugly to ether. Super Ugly was a response to Ether! So why can’t we compare? Oh I know cause it sucks. And he doesn’t want to compare something that sucks to the greatest diss record ever. I can’t believe this idiot has a job working at XLL. Says a lot about XXL…

Too

Teh random can be teh win as well as teh lose

Chance
by titounetsan

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numba wun

Caroline Kennedy is out

Caroline Kennedy has withdrawn her name from consideration for HRC's vacated Senate seat.

What?

So we had all these conversations about nepotism and name recognition politics for this broad to bounce on it? Truth be told, I'm not totally broken up over this, it's just the timing. Why wait so long?

At least now someone who stands on their own two can sit in that seat.

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numba wun

Something epic to look out for!

A game that is in great anticipation by fans of excellent RPGs like Xenogears and Grandia. Sands of Destruction is being developed by over fifty people and some familiar names that have worked on the games mentioned above! If you're as giddy as a teenage school girl on her first date like me then click on the link below! Lets just hope we don't get stood up. -_-;

http://tinyurl.com/8gqzvl

---Numba Thr3e

Why The "Hardcore" Console Gamer Has Moved on to a Hand-held or a PC

As I look through my catalog of epic games, they seem to lessen as the year goes on. Growing up in the PlayStation and Nintendo 64 era I was surrounded by some of the best titles and series ever in Videogame history.

I remember my first game for the Playstation being a demo for Metal Gear Solid. The Japanese voice acting was a great surprise at the age of 7 but the game was incredible none the less. I recall running through that demo at least 20 times trying something new everyday until the release on October 1, 1998. The franchise is very successful but a crucial point to my belief.

Metal Gear Solid is a series known for the challenging bosses, incredible story and creative dialogue. The gameplay was revolutionary for its time and the series continued to please the player in many ways. (No I am not referring to the vibrating controller scenes, you sick fucks). Yet, as the series reached its conclusion with Metal Gear Solid 4 (or so the story goes) the game did not challenge the player or seem to be difficult at all. My point is proven by achieving the "Big Boss Emblem-Beat the game on the highest difficulty with no deaths, no alerts, no kills, no recovery items, no stealth suit, no bandanna items, in under 5 hours." As you read this to yourself, not even knowing the series, must be thinking this sounds impossible. Well...YOU'RE WRONG! It is very possible and takes less effort than it should. Metal Gear Solid 4 was much shorter than the games before but delivered to the audience by giving closure to the story and as sad as it seems, that is not expected anymore, :(.

The best example I can give you is, Assassin's Creed. A game with so much hype yet no delivery. Released on November 14, 2007 for the Xbox 360 and the Playstation 3, it was a deemed failure by obvious repetitiveness and a garbage story. The ending was a complete waste of my time with no real closure. Does Ubisoft really expect us to wait another 4 years for a sequel to such a bad game? Well they better, because the new generation of gamers will buy it and make it popular.

After reading so much about how all the challenging good games are now off consoles you must be wondering where have they gone. Well...I now see myself playing remastered versions of the Final Fantasy series on the PSP and Nintendo DS wondering when a game will catch my eye. If you're anything like me, you'll want to pick Chrono Trigger for DS! I also, spend some time looking for new enjoyable MMORPGs. (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games)

There will always be games that will be incredibly fun and easy to pick up and mess around with once in a while, but the game that makes you sit in front of your T.V. for 8 hours straight wondering what will happen next...now thats the game I would wanna play.

---Numba Thr3e

The Take For Granted List

As human being's we tend to take people and things for granted. That statement doesn't apply to me, i always take time out of my day to pay homage to my forgotten nigs! So here you go you bastads, my top 5 "Who we take for Granted List"

1. Zombies : I feel that we take zombies for granted. I mean sure they're ugly as hell, but they contribute a lot to society. From game franchises like Resident Evil to Alone in the Dark. Zombies have made a big impact in a lot of movies. From comedy's like Shaun of the dead, to actual horror's like 28 days later. Sorry i couldn't find an actual picture of a zombie, i didn't know it'd be so hard.
   

2. The Twinky Cowboy: The Twinky Cowboy has been the mascot for twinky's across the
world for years. This fellow here is a true American, always working hard, but never too
hard where he cant enjoy himself a twinky. It's kind of weird that he enjoys twinky's. I
mean being a twinky himself makes the situation odd. But nevertheless i appreciate him, and will continue on not taking him for granted. A twinky for a twinky as i always say.

3. The Home Phone: This device might seem new to some of you, but if you look downstairs you'll see it. Before the cellphones and the text messaging there was the home phone. Even to this day i use my home phone, with my cell phone bill being so high i appreciate this way of making calls. The only problems with the home phone is if your talking to one of your bitches, your mother might pick up from the other line. That's definitely not a good thing if your having phone sex, trust me =\.

4. The Electronic Shaver: This Item has been truly a blessing for me and other men who have hair in odd spots. Lemme just say my ass was a jungle before the electronic shaver. Now all my ass reminds me of is a bowl of salad waiting to be tossed. The electronic shaver has made regular shaving so much easier. For making my life so much easier i vow to never forget about my electronic shaver. Good Ridden to ass hair forevar!!

5. Utada Hikaru: This angel is not no ordinary angel, her name is Utada and she can sing her ass off. Residing in japan, Utada was originally from New York city, but as a child she moved to japan with her parents. And since than has become a pop superstar in japan. The way she makes me feel with songs like "Simple and Clean" is amazing. I'm gonna go to japan and marry her in a few years, i hope she's ready for a commitment. Anyway Utada is number 5 on the list making her the best. Here's more pic's

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Number foore

O O It's Magic

Do my eyes deceive me? Does the best record in the NBA belong to the Orlando Magic? Surprisingly yes…. With the record of 33 wins and 8 losses and a win percentage of .805, the Orlando Magic are numero uno. Dwight Howard, who is leading the league in rebounds and blocks this year, has led his team to some big wins over elite teams such as the Hornets, the Spurs and Lakers. Here’s the real question though… How the fuck did this happen? I’m really not too sure. But I took a closer look at their numbers.

The Magic got four players averaging over 17 pts (Howard, Lewis, Turkoglu, and Nelson). Big shit right! The Suns did that a few years back. Uuuh but then again their defense was similar to what you see at the special Olympics. Well wait that actually is a pretty impressive stat. I mean the last time an NBA championship team had 4 players scoring 17 + was Magic’s 87 Lakers. Hmmmm Magic ! That’s must be the key to their success !

Do I think they can they win the title? No. But hey if Magic can beat AIDS why the hell not lol

---Numba too

The Cowon s9 is freaking awesome

Wow.

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numba wun

5 Must Have Firefox Addons

Firefox is the savvy users browser of choice, but what addons best enhance the browsing experience?

Ubiquity

Ubiquity is the be all, end all in giving you convenient access to relevant information.

It would be easy to just list the features Ubiquity brings in one neat little package, but a scenario best describes its uses.

Lets say you're reading a blog entry about a really great restaurant you've been meaning to check out. If the author uses a word you're unfamiliar with you can highlight it and use Ubiquity to define it. You can get directions to the place, look up ingredients for meals served or what that exotic dish means in English. You can also email the article, or a portion, to a friend.

All without opening a single tab. Wow is right.

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Adblock Plus

The era of popup ads and banner games comes to a screeching halt. Adblock Plus doesn't play that shit.

Adblock Plus is a powerful adblocker (duh!) that uses a subscription system to keep your block definitions updated. That along with custom blocking rules makes Adblock Plus a keeper.

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Tab Mix Plus

Tab Mix Plus takes what is already a wonderful idea in tabbed browsing and makes it work intuitively.

"It includes such features as duplicating tabs, controlling tab focus, tab clicking options, undo closed tabs and windows, plus much more. It also includes a full-featured session manager."

Not to mention the ability to set new tabs to open a specific URL.

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Cool Previews

Ever want to know what a link is before clicking? Now you can with Cooliris' Cool Previews.

Cool Previews opens a little within a window that allows you to see what a link is before you actually open it. The resulting mini windows has full functionality.

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Flashblock

Don't you hate when a page takes forever to load irrelevant content? Flashblock puts you in control by loading everything but Flash objects until you choose to by clicking.

It also solves a pet peeve of mine, Youtube videos starting unprompted (ugh).

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Honorable mentions: IE Tab, ChatZilla, TwitterFox, StumbleUpon and Text-to-Image.

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