The Take For Granted List

As human being's we tend to take people and things for granted. That statement doesn't apply to me, i always take time out of my day to pay homage to my forgotten nigs! So here you go you bastads, my top 5 "Who we take for Granted List"

1. Zombies : I feel that we take zombies for granted. I mean sure they're ugly as hell, but they contribute a lot to society. From game franchises like Resident Evil to Alone in the Dark. Zombies have made a big impact in a lot of movies. From comedy's like Shaun of the dead, to actual horror's like 28 days later. Sorry i couldn't find an actual picture of a zombie, i didn't know it'd be so hard.
   

2. The Twinky Cowboy: The Twinky Cowboy has been the mascot for twinky's across the
world for years. This fellow here is a true American, always working hard, but never too
hard where he cant enjoy himself a twinky. It's kind of weird that he enjoys twinky's. I
mean being a twinky himself makes the situation odd. But nevertheless i appreciate him, and will continue on not taking him for granted. A twinky for a twinky as i always say.

3. The Home Phone: This device might seem new to some of you, but if you look downstairs you'll see it. Before the cellphones and the text messaging there was the home phone. Even to this day i use my home phone, with my cell phone bill being so high i appreciate this way of making calls. The only problems with the home phone is if your talking to one of your bitches, your mother might pick up from the other line. That's definitely not a good thing if your having phone sex, trust me =\.

4. The Electronic Shaver: This Item has been truly a blessing for me and other men who have hair in odd spots. Lemme just say my ass was a jungle before the electronic shaver. Now all my ass reminds me of is a bowl of salad waiting to be tossed. The electronic shaver has made regular shaving so much easier. For making my life so much easier i vow to never forget about my electronic shaver. Good Ridden to ass hair forevar!!

5. Utada Hikaru: This angel is not no ordinary angel, her name is Utada and she can sing her ass off. Residing in japan, Utada was originally from New York city, but as a child she moved to japan with her parents. And since than has become a pop superstar in japan. The way she makes me feel with songs like "Simple and Clean" is amazing. I'm gonna go to japan and marry her in a few years, i hope she's ready for a commitment. Anyway Utada is number 5 on the list making her the best. Here's more pic's

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