For those of you who don't know i am the one and only "MachoMan". I'm probably the sexiest, most delicious nigga in the world. I fucked mad bitches in my lifetime, and i feel that i should spread my knowledge. After you read my "5 Ways to Trap Pussy" you'll have bitches wishing to keep some of your dick sauce. Trust me from a play boy to a little ugly nigga like yourself.
1. If your bun's ain't tight, than you ain't doing it right.
This is an important step to trapping pussy. Nigga's need to stay in shape if their going to get laid. Girls don't want no dude coughing up Cheetos's on them. So hit the gym and treat them buns right! " I love you like a fat kid loves cake" lets try and remix this shit, "I love you like a tight bun'd nigga loves a salad". A line like this will woo your chick, but wont get her in bed. Read on nigga!
2. Get that dirt off your shoulder.
A first impression is the most important impression. If your suite is fly, and your shoes are clean, bitch my ignore that spot on your dick. Make sure you get your outfit dry cleaned, and ironed before you meet your female. Just chant "Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh so clean" 5 times in the bathroom and you a made nigga!
3. Lie, Lie, Lie, and LIE!
Alright a couple of your brothas out there might think I'm a shallow person. But never tell the truth to your female. Shit never turns out right if you tell truth. "Baby can you rub my back?", "Nah bitch you back got more pimples than my 14 year old cousin". And bam she's gone from your life forever. Now your left with a hard dick and no hole to fulfill your stick. Lie to the bitch all the time, she might think your interesting and have personality! Never hide, but make sure you lie and deny especially if she had one too many of the henny.
4. The Elbow Drop!
The Elbow Drop is a move that me "MachoMan" have created to kinda get your girl in the mood.
El- Electrify your bitch with a lick or two on her feet and elbows, get that ash off of her.
Bow- Bow for your girl so she really thinks your putting on a show for her. And than...
Drop- Drop straight down on her bitch ass and lay down the law of your Johnson!
5. It is what it is.
To be successful with a woman, you need to lower your standards. Ain't no hot bitch gonna put up with your bullshit even if you read these 5 ways. Its nature that hot bitches go out with old rich white men, who have a spot open in their will. So the next time you in the club, don't look at sexy, beautiful Veronica. Instead look at smart, loyal and abused as a child Stacey. Shit is real and everyday can be your last in the jungle. So make sure to select the right bitch.
Following my ways is important to a healthy sex life. Get money and get vagina! Bitches don't know what's good for them, so stick it in and stroke your hair playa! Remember, an ugly nigga like you,
can eventually be this.
Bro's You Mean the World To Me!
1. If your bun's ain't tight, than you ain't doing it right.
This is an important step to trapping pussy. Nigga's need to stay in shape if their going to get laid. Girls don't want no dude coughing up Cheetos's on them. So hit the gym and treat them buns right! " I love you like a fat kid loves cake" lets try and remix this shit, "I love you like a tight bun'd nigga loves a salad". A line like this will woo your chick, but wont get her in bed. Read on nigga!
2. Get that dirt off your shoulder.
A first impression is the most important impression. If your suite is fly, and your shoes are clean, bitch my ignore that spot on your dick. Make sure you get your outfit dry cleaned, and ironed before you meet your female. Just chant "Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh so clean" 5 times in the bathroom and you a made nigga!
3. Lie, Lie, Lie, and LIE!
Alright a couple of your brothas out there might think I'm a shallow person. But never tell the truth to your female. Shit never turns out right if you tell truth. "Baby can you rub my back?", "Nah bitch you back got more pimples than my 14 year old cousin". And bam she's gone from your life forever. Now your left with a hard dick and no hole to fulfill your stick. Lie to the bitch all the time, she might think your interesting and have personality! Never hide, but make sure you lie and deny especially if she had one too many of the henny.
4. The Elbow Drop!
The Elbow Drop is a move that me "MachoMan" have created to kinda get your girl in the mood.
El- Electrify your bitch with a lick or two on her feet and elbows, get that ash off of her.
Bow- Bow for your girl so she really thinks your putting on a show for her. And than...
Drop- Drop straight down on her bitch ass and lay down the law of your Johnson!
5. It is what it is.
To be successful with a woman, you need to lower your standards. Ain't no hot bitch gonna put up with your bullshit even if you read these 5 ways. Its nature that hot bitches go out with old rich white men, who have a spot open in their will. So the next time you in the club, don't look at sexy, beautiful Veronica. Instead look at smart, loyal and abused as a child Stacey. Shit is real and everyday can be your last in the jungle. So make sure to select the right bitch.
Following my ways is important to a healthy sex life. Get money and get vagina! Bitches don't know what's good for them, so stick it in and stroke your hair playa! Remember, an ugly nigga like you,
can eventually be this.
Bro's You Mean the World To Me!
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