Maureen Dowd is a bitch

Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and Op-Ed Columnist at the NY Times, Maureen Dowd. Did I mention she was a bitch?

If that seems harsh you might not be familiar with this particular type of bitch. Maury (silly nickname - - CHECK!) is the type that has long since forsook the banner of simple feminism to become a walking castration, more popularly known as a femi-nazi.

Aside from showing a strong distaste for any man not named Barack Obama and a strong bias for any woman not named Hillary Clinton (not since she lost anyway), Maury has a certain charm about her. Maybe that's why she's 57 and single. (burn!)

First she has this endless list of petnames for otherwise respectable people. Calling Dick Cheney "Vice", "Shooter", and "Darth" is pretty fucking funny, but this broad called NY's legally blind Governor "namby pamby."

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The insult comes in defense of Caroline Kennedy who took her own damn self out of the running after revealing she couldn't, you know, fucking talk. Dowd unfavorably compares the soft spoken, well-meaning, often bumbling Governor of New York to Illinois' embattled Gov. Rod Blahgoyavich(sp?).

Yeah, the racoon toupae wearing dude who tried to sell Jesse Jackson Jr. Obama's senate seat.

As if that isn't enough the woman who said Al Gore was so ecologically correct he was practically lactating questions Patterson's class in handling Kennedy's abrupt exit.

Dowd is such a slave to her gender, in fact, that she calls Kennedy "a smart, policy-oriented, civic-minded woman to whom the president feels deeply indebted in an era when every state has its hand out." Let's forget complementing someone we all know jack shit about, is she using undue political influence in the pro, as opposed to the con, column?

Yeah, Maureen Dowd is a bitch.

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Numba Wun