I Hate the Fuckin’ Internet

In my life I have met so many fuckin’ morons that I wish would die a horrible death or go into a coma. In the past the only tortured souls who had to listen to them were those in their vicinity and there was no way for them to spread their stupidity on a mass scale. Then comes along the God damn internet. A motherfuckin’ loudspeaker for these faggots. There is a plague of fabrications and inaccuracy running rampant on the internet. Sadly Hip-Hop has been a victim of this epidemic. My morning was completely ruined by the most ridiculous horse shit I have ever read!

So I was on http://www.xxlmag.com/ reading Tha Office Blog which had the transcript of an argument over who won the battle between Jay-z and Nas. RobtheMusicEd, the author of this garbage, believes “that Jay had the better joints in his spat with Nas…” After reading that I knew immediately that is guy was an ignoramus who shouldn’t be allowed to breathe. Oh and I love this ! The reason why people believe Nas won was because “Jay was on top and people loved to see a giant fall”. Who the fuck wanted to see Jay-z fall??? Jay-z was the most popular rapper at the time and still is! He has more dick riders than he has money. But anyway this guy really thinks Jay-z had the better lyrics and won this battle…… Now DJ Daddy Mack is the dude who is arguing that Nas had won. It’s pretty fuckin’ obvious btw. So as Rick the Ruler said Heeeeere we go !

RobtheMusicEd: So I peeped ya post, you really think Nas won that battle?

DJ Daddy Mack: Hands down. No doubt about it.

RobtheMusicEd: Why?

DJ Daddy Mack: Because of how the people and Jay-Z himself responded. We all heard Jay on Hot 97 that day. What did he do? Got desperate and did “Super Ugly.” Jay was against the wall. He tried to shoot with a blindfold on.

RobtheMusicEd: So Nas won because of “how people responded?” That’s weak. If your baby mom was a hoe, I’d make a song about it too. The fact is Jay based his whole plan of attack off of straight facts from “Takeover” to “Superugly.” Nas based his off of emotion, so who wins?

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Straight facts?! WHAT ?!
Let’s take a look at the “facts” and incredible math skills of Jigga man on the Takeover

Use your - BRAAAAAAAIN! You said you been in this ten
I've been in it five - smarten up Nas
Four albums in ten years nigga? I can divide
That's one every let's say two, two of them shits was due
One was - NAHHH, the other was "Illmatic"
That's a one hot album every ten year average

Ok so Takeover came out in 2001 so Nas was actually in the game ten years. Funny that the only line here that is actually is a fact and it came from Nas’ own mouth (You said you been in this ten).

(Nas solo debut in 91 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOg_RGOEBg )

Now Nas’ first verse on Main source’s “Live at the BBQ” and his first solo song “Halftime” were in 1991. His first album Illmatic ain’t drop till 1994. Apparently there is a double standard that Jay used cause he doesn’t consider his own career to start until 1996 when his first album Reasonable Doubt came out. But the TRUTH is he had been on records since 1986. Ten years BEFORE reasonable doubt. So in 2001 that would make him 15 years in the game…..

Check out jigga man as a kid on this old school track - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y65QJ6Obc#t=4m10s

So let’s break down Nas career by umm let’s use the Source magazine since they were the most important rap magazine in the 90’s

Illmatic – 5 mics

It was written – 4 mics

I am – 4 ½ mics

Nastradamus – 3 mics

That's a one hot album every ten year average? Jay must have some high standards.

Maybe source is bias towards Nas. What can we use that would have no biases. Umm how bout entertainment weekly. They review all forms of music and even movies.

Illmatic – A-

It was written – A-

I am – B

Nastradamus A- ( lmao I shit u not) http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,271835,00.html

Ok so maybe Nastrasmous rating By ET is strangely high but I think there was a pretty clear consensus among critics that Nas never had a bad album up too 2001 when Takeover was released.

And Nas based his off of emotion???? Last time I checked jay was the one crying on hot 97 after hearing ether….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDDbEJAEIg

Ok back to the bullshit

RobtheMusicEd: It actually takes more skills to breakdown someone’s career and where it faltered like Jay did to Nas in “Takeover” then to say “You have dick sucking lips” and you look like a “camel.”

Yea lots of skills to break down someone career with bad math and lies.

DJ Daddy Mack: Look, who got depressed? Nas hurt Jay. Got stronger after “Ether?” More like a downfall if you look at Jay’s whole empire. Jay is a known swagger jacker. After “Super Ugly” dropped, Nas said he was disappointed in Jay. That’s why he did not respond. All he needed was “Ether.” Jay was always disappointed that Nas did not get on his debut album. I’m mean come on. Jay could write a book on Nas’ life. He followed this cat’s every move.

Lmao that shit was funny. He’d call Nas' bio “Who’s the best MC?”

RobtheMusicEd: Jay is known as a swagger jacker? When you think of Jay that’s the first thing you think of? I’m sorry I thought he was an innovator, a lyricist, a businessman and one of hip-hop’s greatest artists. My bad. We all followed Nas’s every move. Illmatic was CLASSIC! And Nas is one of our greatest artists as well. But I’m talking about the battle.

Oh I love this jayz is an innovator !!! (btw this has nothing to do with the battle) But here are a few of his most blatant lines this innovator has stolen

"I see some ladys tonight, that should have my baby - baby" B.I.G
"I see some ladys tonight, that should rollin' with Jay-Z - Jay-Z

"From the depths of the sea, back to the blockSnoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.CWent solo on that ass, but it's still the sameLong Beach is the spot where I served my cane - Snoop
"From the crap tables down in A.C.back on the block Jay-Z motherfucker from the, the, the RocWent solo on that ass but it's still the sameBrooklyn be the place where I serve them thangs" Jay-Z

"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck em will I diss em, that's what these hoes yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relation" - Biggie

"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck 'em will I diss 'em, that's what they be yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relationY'all be chasin, I replace them, huh?" - Jay-z

And my fav !!

Suede Timb's on my feets, makes my cypher complete - Nas
S. Dots on my feet make my cipher complete – Jay-z

DJ Daddy Mack: I guess being an innovator is stealing shit from other people. Who knew?

Loook above ^^^^^^

RobtheMusicEd: If you listen to Takeover Jay didn’t say not one disrespectful line. It was all about music. Then we get to “Ether” and Nas starts with the dick sucking lips lines, so Jay talks about his baby’s moms and all of a sudden that is out of bounds? This is hip-hop fuck that. And how does saying you have dick sucking lips constitute as lyricism? Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS. See to me it takes more skill to rhyme the truth (or some aspect of it, because Jay was definitely Bias), then to straight say things like “Gay-Z and Cockafella”

This is when I nearly feel out of my chair ! NO DISREPECTFUL LINES ?!?!?!?!?

Because you know who (who) did you know what (what)with you know who (yeah) but just keep that between me and you for now

Jay hit the ultimate low by bringing up the affair he has with Nas’ baby moms. How low is that shit. What does that have to do with music? And this motherfucking piece of shit wants to say it was all about music !

And here goes another foolish comment.

Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS.

What a fuckin’ moron. A little common sense. If Nas said something as stupid as that You don’t think jay-z would have responded to that in Super Ugly? Come one stupid! Rocafella was a street hustler from Marcy who admired. There actually a song by jay’s old mentor jaz-o called “Love is gone” that mentions the real rocafella. And nas is samples on the hook. I just love the irony ! On a verse by the rapper Immobilarie he says “Rocafella had the crown on the block”.

Check it out at 2:27 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXPE2GlQig#t=2m27s

DJ Daddy Mack: NaS is not the smartest person in the world. I can agree with that. In that past, he has said many things that were just totally wrong. But really, I’m not saying “Super Ugly” was wack. It is just not as good as “Ether.”

RobtheMusicEd: You can’t compare “Ether” to “Super Ugly.” “Ether” was a response to “Takeover” so how come no one ever compares those two? “Super ugly” was a mere freestyle and he did that in like a day. And it was still rooted in fact; he slept with dude’s baby moms. Fuck that, game over!

Then he has excuses… oh we can’t compare super ugly to ether. Super Ugly was a response to Ether! So why can’t we compare? Oh I know cause it sucks. And he doesn’t want to compare something that sucks to the greatest diss record ever. I can’t believe this idiot has a job working at XLL. Says a lot about XXL…

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