The 5 "High Five" Commandments

The High Five is the most electrifying, mind boggling, and the most awesome'est thing do. The High Five has been around for thousand's and thousand's of years. It's a sign of peace, and teamwork. Recently scientist's have found out that the High Five can help cure any disease known to man, if done right. When doing the High Five, the cells in your body start to produce a new cell called the "5 Cell" This cell helps to fight off against any abnormalities in your body, such as cancer cell's, weak immune system, and Gay. But to full use a High Five to it's highest potential, people must perform the High Five correctly. That's where i come in. Here are the 5 Commandments to performing the High Five!

1. Thou Shall Not, give less than 100% when performing a High Five. This leads to painful consequences, along with embarrassment. You may turn into this man.
2. Thou Shall Not, turn the High Five into a joke. The High Five is not a joke, it's serious bidness.
3. Thou Must, let both palms make contact when doing a High Five. Other wise your doing it wrong.
4. Thou Must, give High Five's with the same hand they jerk off with. This show strength and tells women that they need to stick to their Puny Five's.

5. Thou Never Shall, leave another man hanging from a High Five. This will result in 6 days of crying. No man should ever feel this pain.

All in All, the High Five is here to stay. Never underestimate the power of a man showing love to another man.---
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