I'm looking at a chick's skin which is quite fair
If I'm right then her nipples are as red a her hair
She knows I'm staring but i just don't care
Should i blow a kiss? do i dare?
I do... and she whispers "come right here"
So yeah i scoot over there
I can even smell the scent of her perfume in the air
Then i hear " I got no panties on in my ear"
I crack a smile as my hand moves down low
only to hear "bro wake up! we gotta go !"
Too
Friday, January 30, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Maureen Dowd is a bitch
Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and Op-Ed Columnist at the NY Times, Maureen Dowd. Did I mention she was a bitch?
If that seems harsh you might not be familiar with this particular type of bitch. Maury (silly nickname - - CHECK!) is the type that has long since forsook the banner of simple feminism to become a walking castration, more popularly known as a femi-nazi.
Aside from showing a strong distaste for any man not named Barack Obama and a strong bias for any woman not named Hillary Clinton (not since she lost anyway), Maury has a certain charm about her. Maybe that's why she's 57 and single. (burn!)
First she has this endless list of petnames for otherwise respectable people. Calling Dick Cheney "Vice", "Shooter", and "Darth" is pretty fucking funny, but this broad called NY's legally blind Governor "namby pamby."
...
The insult comes in defense of Caroline Kennedy who took her own damn self out of the running after revealing she couldn't, you know, fucking talk. Dowd unfavorably compares the soft spoken, well-meaning, often bumbling Governor of New York to Illinois' embattled Gov. Rod Blahgoyavich(sp?).Yeah, the racoon toupae wearing dude who tried to sell Jesse Jackson Jr. Obama's senate seat.
As if that isn't enough the woman who said Al Gore was so ecologically correct he was practically lactating questions Patterson's class in handling Kennedy's abrupt exit.
Dowd is such a slave to her gender, in fact, that she calls Kennedy "a smart, policy-oriented, civic-minded woman to whom the president feels deeply indebted in an era when every state has its hand out." Let's forget complementing someone we all know jack shit about, is she using undue political influence in the pro, as opposed to the con, column?
Yeah, Maureen Dowd is a bitch.
---
Numba Wun
Today I Stumbled Upon...
To start off, please refer to my comrade, Numba Wun's blog entry on Mozilla Firefox's top 5 Add-Ons. After you are done reading, you will understand why StumbleUpon is recommended.
http://tinyurl.com/424o3
A very useful website that I found on Stumble today! Full of links that are ready to make your experience on your computer much more enjoyable. I personally recommend the following:
1) Under General File Utilities, 7zip and UnRar. A simple way to compress huge files making it easier to send anywhere through an Instant Messenger or an E-Mail. A more detailed summary can be found by simply clicking on the link!
2) Under StartUp ShutDown. StartUpCop. This allows you to delay the timing on some of those pesky programs that attack your computer on wake up like a Shoryuken.
3) Under Security, Folder Sheild and Lock Folder for those siblings or nosy parents looking through your private shit. (Oh and if your still downloading porn, you have more things to worry about than downloading shit for your comp.)
4) Under Browsers, of course FIREFOX!
http://tinyurl.com/7bdqlq
Just some random lolz that I stumbled upon...
http://tinyurl.com/2xbzpp
A tool that has helped me in the past. Really, its just full of regrets and denial for later but if used correctly, I can see it being useful.
These are the random pages I have stumbled upon today.
Numba Thr3e
http://tinyurl.com/424o3
A very useful website that I found on Stumble today! Full of links that are ready to make your experience on your computer much more enjoyable. I personally recommend the following:
1) Under General File Utilities, 7zip and UnRar. A simple way to compress huge files making it easier to send anywhere through an Instant Messenger or an E-Mail. A more detailed summary can be found by simply clicking on the link!
2) Under StartUp ShutDown. StartUpCop. This allows you to delay the timing on some of those pesky programs that attack your computer on wake up like a Shoryuken.
3) Under Security, Folder Sheild and Lock Folder for those siblings or nosy parents looking through your private shit. (Oh and if your still downloading porn, you have more things to worry about than downloading shit for your comp.)
4) Under Browsers, of course FIREFOX!
http://tinyurl.com/7bdqlq
Just some random lolz that I stumbled upon...
http://tinyurl.com/2xbzpp
A tool that has helped me in the past. Really, its just full of regrets and denial for later but if used correctly, I can see it being useful.
These are the random pages I have stumbled upon today.
Numba Thr3e
Friday, January 23, 2009
The 5 "High Five" Commandments
The High Five is the most electrifying, mind boggling, and the most awesome'est thing do. The High Five has been around for thousand's and thousand's of years. It's a sign of peace, and teamwork. Recently scientist's have found out that the High Five can help cure any disease known to man, if done right. When doing the High Five, the cells in your body start to produce a new cell called the "5 Cell" This cell helps to fight off against any abnormalities in your body, such as cancer cell's, weak immune system, and Gay. But to full use a High Five to it's highest potential, people must perform the High Five correctly. That's where i come in. Here are the 5 Commandments to performing the High Five!
All in All, the High Five is here to stay. Never underestimate the power of a man showing love to another man.
---
Foore
- Thou Shall Not, give less than 100% when performing a High Five. This leads to painful consequences, along with embarrassment. You may turn into this man.
- Thou Shall Not, turn the High Five into a joke. The High Five is not a joke, it's serious bidness.
- Thou Must, let both palms make contact when doing a High Five. Other wise your doing it wrong.
- Thou Must, give High Five's with the same hand they jerk off with. This show strength and tells women that they need to stick to their Puny Five's.
All in All, the High Five is here to stay. Never underestimate the power of a man showing love to another man.
---Foore
Thursday, January 22, 2009
I Hate the Fuckin’ Internet
In my life I have met so many fuckin’ morons that I wish would die a horrible death or go into a coma. In the past the only tortured souls who had to listen to them were those in their vicinity and there was no way for them to spread their stupidity on a mass scale. Then comes along the God damn internet. A motherfuckin’ loudspeaker for these faggots. There is a plague of fabrications and inaccuracy running rampant on the internet. Sadly Hip-Hop has been a victim of this epidemic. My morning was completely ruined by the most ridiculous horse shit I have ever read!
So I was on http://www.xxlmag.com/ reading Tha Office Blog which had the transcript of an argument over who won the battle between Jay-z and Nas. RobtheMusicEd, the author of this garbage, believes “that Jay had the better joints in his spat with Nas…” After reading that I knew immediately that is guy was an ignoramus who shouldn’t be allowed to breathe. Oh and I love this ! The reason why people believe Nas won was because “Jay was on top and people loved to see a giant fall”. Who the fuck wanted to see Jay-z fall??? Jay-z was the most popular rapper at the time and still is! He has more dick riders than he has money. But anyway this guy really thinks Jay-z had the better lyrics and won this battle…… Now DJ Daddy Mack is the dude who is arguing that Nas had won. It’s pretty fuckin’ obvious btw. So as Rick the Ruler said Heeeeere we go !
RobtheMusicEd: So I peeped ya post, you really think Nas won that battle?
DJ Daddy Mack: Hands down. No doubt about it.
RobtheMusicEd: Why?
DJ Daddy Mack: Because of how the people and Jay-Z himself responded. We all heard Jay on Hot 97 that day. What did he do? Got desperate and did “Super Ugly.” Jay was against the wall. He tried to shoot with a blindfold on.
RobtheMusicEd: So Nas won because of “how people responded?” That’s weak. If your baby mom was a hoe, I’d make a song about it too. The fact is Jay based his whole plan of attack off of straight facts from “Takeover” to “Superugly.” Nas based his off of emotion, so who wins?
HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Straight facts?! WHAT ?!
Let’s take a look at the “facts” and incredible math skills of Jigga man on the Takeover
Use your - BRAAAAAAAIN! You said you been in this ten
I've been in it five - smarten up Nas
Four albums in ten years nigga? I can divide
That's one every let's say two, two of them shits was due
One was - NAHHH, the other was "Illmatic"
That's a one hot album every ten year average
Ok so Takeover came out in 2001 so Nas was actually in the game ten years. Funny that the only line here that is actually is a fact and it came from Nas’ own mouth (You said you been in this ten).
(Nas solo debut in 91 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOg_RGOEBg )
Now Nas’ first verse on Main source’s “Live at the BBQ” and his first solo song “Halftime” were in 1991. His first album Illmatic ain’t drop till 1994. Apparently there is a double standard that Jay used cause he doesn’t consider his own career to start until 1996 when his first album Reasonable Doubt came out. But the TRUTH is he had been on records since 1986. Ten years BEFORE reasonable doubt. So in 2001 that would make him 15 years in the game…..
Check out jigga man as a kid on this old school track - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y65QJ6Obc#t=4m10s
So let’s break down Nas career by umm let’s use the Source magazine since they were the most important rap magazine in the 90’s
Illmatic – 5 mics
It was written – 4 mics
I am – 4 ½ mics
Nastradamus – 3 mics
That's a one hot album every ten year average? Jay must have some high standards.
Maybe source is bias towards Nas. What can we use that would have no biases. Umm how bout entertainment weekly. They review all forms of music and even movies.
Illmatic – A-
It was written – A-
I am – B
Nastradamus A- ( lmao I shit u not) http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,271835,00.html
Ok so maybe Nastrasmous rating By ET is strangely high but I think there was a pretty clear consensus among critics that Nas never had a bad album up too 2001 when Takeover was released.
And Nas based his off of emotion???? Last time I checked jay was the one crying on hot 97 after hearing ether….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDDbEJAEIg
Ok back to the bullshit
RobtheMusicEd: It actually takes more skills to breakdown someone’s career and where it faltered like Jay did to Nas in “Takeover” then to say “You have dick sucking lips” and you look like a “camel.”
Yea lots of skills to break down someone career with bad math and lies.
DJ Daddy Mack: Look, who got depressed? Nas hurt Jay. Got stronger after “Ether?” More like a downfall if you look at Jay’s whole empire. Jay is a known swagger jacker. After “Super Ugly” dropped, Nas said he was disappointed in Jay. That’s why he did not respond. All he needed was “Ether.” Jay was always disappointed that Nas did not get on his debut album. I’m mean come on. Jay could write a book on Nas’ life. He followed this cat’s every move.
Lmao that shit was funny. He’d call Nas' bio “Who’s the best MC?”
RobtheMusicEd: Jay is known as a swagger jacker? When you think of Jay that’s the first thing you think of? I’m sorry I thought he was an innovator, a lyricist, a businessman and one of hip-hop’s greatest artists. My bad. We all followed Nas’s every move. Illmatic was CLASSIC! And Nas is one of our greatest artists as well. But I’m talking about the battle.
Oh I love this jayz is an innovator !!! (btw this has nothing to do with the battle) But here are a few of his most blatant lines this innovator has stolen
"I see some ladys tonight, that should have my baby - baby" B.I.G
"I see some ladys tonight, that should rollin' with Jay-Z - Jay-Z
"From the depths of the sea, back to the blockSnoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.CWent solo on that ass, but it's still the sameLong Beach is the spot where I served my cane - Snoop
"From the crap tables down in A.C.back on the block Jay-Z motherfucker from the, the, the RocWent solo on that ass but it's still the sameBrooklyn be the place where I serve them thangs" Jay-Z
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck em will I diss em, that's what these hoes yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relation" - Biggie
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck 'em will I diss 'em, that's what they be yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relationY'all be chasin, I replace them, huh?" - Jay-z
And my fav !!
Suede Timb's on my feets, makes my cypher complete - Nas
S. Dots on my feet make my cipher complete – Jay-z
DJ Daddy Mack: I guess being an innovator is stealing shit from other people. Who knew?
Loook above ^^^^^^
RobtheMusicEd: If you listen to Takeover Jay didn’t say not one disrespectful line. It was all about music. Then we get to “Ether” and Nas starts with the dick sucking lips lines, so Jay talks about his baby’s moms and all of a sudden that is out of bounds? This is hip-hop fuck that. And how does saying you have dick sucking lips constitute as lyricism? Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS. See to me it takes more skill to rhyme the truth (or some aspect of it, because Jay was definitely Bias), then to straight say things like “Gay-Z and Cockafella”
This is when I nearly feel out of my chair ! NO DISREPECTFUL LINES ?!?!?!?!?
Because you know who (who) did you know what (what)with you know who (yeah) but just keep that between me and you for now
Jay hit the ultimate low by bringing up the affair he has with Nas’ baby moms. How low is that shit. What does that have to do with music? And this motherfucking piece of shit wants to say it was all about music !
And here goes another foolish comment.
Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS.
What a fuckin’ moron. A little common sense. If Nas said something as stupid as that You don’t think jay-z would have responded to that in Super Ugly? Come one stupid! Rocafella was a street hustler from Marcy who admired. There actually a song by jay’s old mentor jaz-o called “Love is gone” that mentions the real rocafella. And nas is samples on the hook. I just love the irony ! On a verse by the rapper Immobilarie he says “Rocafella had the crown on the block”.
Check it out at 2:27 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXPE2GlQig#t=2m27s
DJ Daddy Mack: NaS is not the smartest person in the world. I can agree with that. In that past, he has said many things that were just totally wrong. But really, I’m not saying “Super Ugly” was wack. It is just not as good as “Ether.”
RobtheMusicEd: You can’t compare “Ether” to “Super Ugly.” “Ether” was a response to “Takeover” so how come no one ever compares those two? “Super ugly” was a mere freestyle and he did that in like a day. And it was still rooted in fact; he slept with dude’s baby moms. Fuck that, game over!
Then he has excuses… oh we can’t compare super ugly to ether. Super Ugly was a response to Ether! So why can’t we compare? Oh I know cause it sucks. And he doesn’t want to compare something that sucks to the greatest diss record ever. I can’t believe this idiot has a job working at XLL. Says a lot about XXL…
Too
So I was on http://www.xxlmag.com/ reading Tha Office Blog which had the transcript of an argument over who won the battle between Jay-z and Nas. RobtheMusicEd, the author of this garbage, believes “that Jay had the better joints in his spat with Nas…” After reading that I knew immediately that is guy was an ignoramus who shouldn’t be allowed to breathe. Oh and I love this ! The reason why people believe Nas won was because “Jay was on top and people loved to see a giant fall”. Who the fuck wanted to see Jay-z fall??? Jay-z was the most popular rapper at the time and still is! He has more dick riders than he has money. But anyway this guy really thinks Jay-z had the better lyrics and won this battle…… Now DJ Daddy Mack is the dude who is arguing that Nas had won. It’s pretty fuckin’ obvious btw. So as Rick the Ruler said Heeeeere we go !
RobtheMusicEd: So I peeped ya post, you really think Nas won that battle?
DJ Daddy Mack: Hands down. No doubt about it.
RobtheMusicEd: Why?
DJ Daddy Mack: Because of how the people and Jay-Z himself responded. We all heard Jay on Hot 97 that day. What did he do? Got desperate and did “Super Ugly.” Jay was against the wall. He tried to shoot with a blindfold on.
RobtheMusicEd: So Nas won because of “how people responded?” That’s weak. If your baby mom was a hoe, I’d make a song about it too. The fact is Jay based his whole plan of attack off of straight facts from “Takeover” to “Superugly.” Nas based his off of emotion, so who wins?
HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Straight facts?! WHAT ?!
Let’s take a look at the “facts” and incredible math skills of Jigga man on the Takeover
Use your - BRAAAAAAAIN! You said you been in this ten
I've been in it five - smarten up Nas
Four albums in ten years nigga? I can divide
That's one every let's say two, two of them shits was due
One was - NAHHH, the other was "Illmatic"
That's a one hot album every ten year average
Ok so Takeover came out in 2001 so Nas was actually in the game ten years. Funny that the only line here that is actually is a fact and it came from Nas’ own mouth (You said you been in this ten).
(Nas solo debut in 91 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOg_RGOEBg )
Now Nas’ first verse on Main source’s “Live at the BBQ” and his first solo song “Halftime” were in 1991. His first album Illmatic ain’t drop till 1994. Apparently there is a double standard that Jay used cause he doesn’t consider his own career to start until 1996 when his first album Reasonable Doubt came out. But the TRUTH is he had been on records since 1986. Ten years BEFORE reasonable doubt. So in 2001 that would make him 15 years in the game…..
Check out jigga man as a kid on this old school track - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y65QJ6Obc#t=4m10s
So let’s break down Nas career by umm let’s use the Source magazine since they were the most important rap magazine in the 90’s
Illmatic – 5 mics
It was written – 4 mics
I am – 4 ½ mics
Nastradamus – 3 mics
That's a one hot album every ten year average? Jay must have some high standards.
Maybe source is bias towards Nas. What can we use that would have no biases. Umm how bout entertainment weekly. They review all forms of music and even movies.
Illmatic – A-
It was written – A-
I am – B
Nastradamus A- ( lmao I shit u not) http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,271835,00.html
Ok so maybe Nastrasmous rating By ET is strangely high but I think there was a pretty clear consensus among critics that Nas never had a bad album up too 2001 when Takeover was released.
And Nas based his off of emotion???? Last time I checked jay was the one crying on hot 97 after hearing ether….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDDbEJAEIg
Ok back to the bullshit
RobtheMusicEd: It actually takes more skills to breakdown someone’s career and where it faltered like Jay did to Nas in “Takeover” then to say “You have dick sucking lips” and you look like a “camel.”
Yea lots of skills to break down someone career with bad math and lies.
DJ Daddy Mack: Look, who got depressed? Nas hurt Jay. Got stronger after “Ether?” More like a downfall if you look at Jay’s whole empire. Jay is a known swagger jacker. After “Super Ugly” dropped, Nas said he was disappointed in Jay. That’s why he did not respond. All he needed was “Ether.” Jay was always disappointed that Nas did not get on his debut album. I’m mean come on. Jay could write a book on Nas’ life. He followed this cat’s every move.
Lmao that shit was funny. He’d call Nas' bio “Who’s the best MC?”
RobtheMusicEd: Jay is known as a swagger jacker? When you think of Jay that’s the first thing you think of? I’m sorry I thought he was an innovator, a lyricist, a businessman and one of hip-hop’s greatest artists. My bad. We all followed Nas’s every move. Illmatic was CLASSIC! And Nas is one of our greatest artists as well. But I’m talking about the battle.
Oh I love this jayz is an innovator !!! (btw this has nothing to do with the battle) But here are a few of his most blatant lines this innovator has stolen
"I see some ladys tonight, that should have my baby - baby" B.I.G
"I see some ladys tonight, that should rollin' with Jay-Z - Jay-Z
"From the depths of the sea, back to the blockSnoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.CWent solo on that ass, but it's still the sameLong Beach is the spot where I served my cane - Snoop
"From the crap tables down in A.C.back on the block Jay-Z motherfucker from the, the, the RocWent solo on that ass but it's still the sameBrooklyn be the place where I serve them thangs" Jay-Z
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck em will I diss em, that's what these hoes yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relation" - Biggie
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck 'em will I diss 'em, that's what they be yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relationY'all be chasin, I replace them, huh?" - Jay-z
And my fav !!
Suede Timb's on my feets, makes my cypher complete - Nas
S. Dots on my feet make my cipher complete – Jay-z
DJ Daddy Mack: I guess being an innovator is stealing shit from other people. Who knew?
Loook above ^^^^^^
RobtheMusicEd: If you listen to Takeover Jay didn’t say not one disrespectful line. It was all about music. Then we get to “Ether” and Nas starts with the dick sucking lips lines, so Jay talks about his baby’s moms and all of a sudden that is out of bounds? This is hip-hop fuck that. And how does saying you have dick sucking lips constitute as lyricism? Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS. See to me it takes more skill to rhyme the truth (or some aspect of it, because Jay was definitely Bias), then to straight say things like “Gay-Z and Cockafella”
This is when I nearly feel out of my chair ! NO DISREPECTFUL LINES ?!?!?!?!?
Because you know who (who) did you know what (what)with you know who (yeah) but just keep that between me and you for now
Jay hit the ultimate low by bringing up the affair he has with Nas’ baby moms. How low is that shit. What does that have to do with music? And this motherfucking piece of shit wants to say it was all about music !
And here goes another foolish comment.
Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS.
What a fuckin’ moron. A little common sense. If Nas said something as stupid as that You don’t think jay-z would have responded to that in Super Ugly? Come one stupid! Rocafella was a street hustler from Marcy who admired. There actually a song by jay’s old mentor jaz-o called “Love is gone” that mentions the real rocafella. And nas is samples on the hook. I just love the irony ! On a verse by the rapper Immobilarie he says “Rocafella had the crown on the block”.
Check it out at 2:27 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXPE2GlQig#t=2m27s
DJ Daddy Mack: NaS is not the smartest person in the world. I can agree with that. In that past, he has said many things that were just totally wrong. But really, I’m not saying “Super Ugly” was wack. It is just not as good as “Ether.”
RobtheMusicEd: You can’t compare “Ether” to “Super Ugly.” “Ether” was a response to “Takeover” so how come no one ever compares those two? “Super ugly” was a mere freestyle and he did that in like a day. And it was still rooted in fact; he slept with dude’s baby moms. Fuck that, game over!
Then he has excuses… oh we can’t compare super ugly to ether. Super Ugly was a response to Ether! So why can’t we compare? Oh I know cause it sucks. And he doesn’t want to compare something that sucks to the greatest diss record ever. I can’t believe this idiot has a job working at XLL. Says a lot about XXL…
Too
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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