Friday, January 30, 2009
A Ride On The Train
If I'm right then her nipples are as red a her hair
She knows I'm staring but i just don't care
Should i blow a kiss? do i dare?
I do... and she whispers "come right here"
So yeah i scoot over there
I can even smell the scent of her perfume in the air
Then i hear " I got no panties on in my ear"
I crack a smile as my hand moves down low
only to hear "bro wake up! we gotta go !"
Too
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Maureen Dowd is a bitch
Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and Op-Ed Columnist at the NY Times, Maureen Dowd. Did I mention she was a bitch?
If that seems harsh you might not be familiar with this particular type of bitch. Maury (silly nickname - - CHECK!) is the type that has long since forsook the banner of simple feminism to become a walking castration, more popularly known as a femi-nazi.
Aside from showing a strong distaste for any man not named Barack Obama and a strong bias for any woman not named Hillary Clinton (not since she lost anyway), Maury has a certain charm about her. Maybe that's why she's 57 and single. (burn!)
First she has this endless list of petnames for otherwise respectable people. Calling Dick Cheney "Vice", "Shooter", and "Darth" is pretty fucking funny, but this broad called NY's legally blind Governor "namby pamby."
The insult comes in defense of Caroline Kennedy who took her own damn self out of the running after revealing she couldn't, you know, fucking talk. Dowd unfavorably compares the soft spoken, well-meaning, often bumbling Governor of New York to Illinois' embattled Gov. Rod Blahgoyavich(sp?).Yeah, the racoon toupae wearing dude who tried to sell Jesse Jackson Jr. Obama's senate seat.
As if that isn't enough the woman who said Al Gore was so ecologically correct he was practically lactating questions Patterson's class in handling Kennedy's abrupt exit.
Dowd is such a slave to her gender, in fact, that she calls Kennedy "a smart, policy-oriented, civic-minded woman to whom the president feels deeply indebted in an era when every state has its hand out." Let's forget complementing someone we all know jack shit about, is she using undue political influence in the pro, as opposed to the con, column?
Yeah, Maureen Dowd is a bitch.
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Numba Wun
Today I Stumbled Upon...
http://tinyurl.com/424o3
A very useful website that I found on Stumble today! Full of links that are ready to make your experience on your computer much more enjoyable. I personally recommend the following:
1) Under General File Utilities, 7zip and UnRar. A simple way to compress huge files making it easier to send anywhere through an Instant Messenger or an E-Mail. A more detailed summary can be found by simply clicking on the link!
2) Under StartUp ShutDown. StartUpCop. This allows you to delay the timing on some of those pesky programs that attack your computer on wake up like a Shoryuken.
3) Under Security, Folder Sheild and Lock Folder for those siblings or nosy parents looking through your private shit. (Oh and if your still downloading porn, you have more things to worry about than downloading shit for your comp.)
4) Under Browsers, of course FIREFOX!
http://tinyurl.com/7bdqlq
Just some random lolz that I stumbled upon...
http://tinyurl.com/2xbzpp
A tool that has helped me in the past. Really, its just full of regrets and denial for later but if used correctly, I can see it being useful.
These are the random pages I have stumbled upon today.
Numba Thr3e
Friday, January 23, 2009
The 5 "High Five" Commandments

- Thou Shall Not, give less than 100% when performing a High Five. This leads to painful consequences, along with embarrassment. You may turn into this man.
- Thou Shall Not, turn the High Five into a joke. The High Five is not a joke, it's serious bidness.
- Thou Must, let both palms make contact when doing a High Five. Other wise your doing it wrong.
- Thou Must, give High Five's with the same hand they jerk off with. This show strength and tells women that they need to stick to their Puny Five's.
All in All, the High Five is here to stay. Never underestimate the power of a man showing love to another man.
---Foore
Thursday, January 22, 2009
I Hate the Fuckin’ Internet
So I was on http://www.xxlmag.com/ reading Tha Office Blog which had the transcript of an argument over who won the battle between Jay-z and Nas. RobtheMusicEd, the author of this garbage, believes “that Jay had the better joints in his spat with Nas…” After reading that I knew immediately that is guy was an ignoramus who shouldn’t be allowed to breathe. Oh and I love this ! The reason why people believe Nas won was because “Jay was on top and people loved to see a giant fall”. Who the fuck wanted to see Jay-z fall??? Jay-z was the most popular rapper at the time and still is! He has more dick riders than he has money. But anyway this guy really thinks Jay-z had the better lyrics and won this battle…… Now DJ Daddy Mack is the dude who is arguing that Nas had won. It’s pretty fuckin’ obvious btw. So as Rick the Ruler said Heeeeere we go !
RobtheMusicEd: So I peeped ya post, you really think Nas won that battle?
DJ Daddy Mack: Hands down. No doubt about it.
RobtheMusicEd: Why?
DJ Daddy Mack: Because of how the people and Jay-Z himself responded. We all heard Jay on Hot 97 that day. What did he do? Got desperate and did “Super Ugly.” Jay was against the wall. He tried to shoot with a blindfold on.
RobtheMusicEd: So Nas won because of “how people responded?” That’s weak. If your baby mom was a hoe, I’d make a song about it too. The fact is Jay based his whole plan of attack off of straight facts from “Takeover” to “Superugly.” Nas based his off of emotion, so who wins?
HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Straight facts?! WHAT ?!
Let’s take a look at the “facts” and incredible math skills of Jigga man on the Takeover
Use your - BRAAAAAAAIN! You said you been in this ten
I've been in it five - smarten up Nas
Four albums in ten years nigga? I can divide
That's one every let's say two, two of them shits was due
One was - NAHHH, the other was "Illmatic"
That's a one hot album every ten year average
Ok so Takeover came out in 2001 so Nas was actually in the game ten years. Funny that the only line here that is actually is a fact and it came from Nas’ own mouth (You said you been in this ten).
(Nas solo debut in 91 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOg_RGOEBg )
Now Nas’ first verse on Main source’s “Live at the BBQ” and his first solo song “Halftime” were in 1991. His first album Illmatic ain’t drop till 1994. Apparently there is a double standard that Jay used cause he doesn’t consider his own career to start until 1996 when his first album Reasonable Doubt came out. But the TRUTH is he had been on records since 1986. Ten years BEFORE reasonable doubt. So in 2001 that would make him 15 years in the game…..
Check out jigga man as a kid on this old school track - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y65QJ6Obc#t=4m10s
So let’s break down Nas career by umm let’s use the Source magazine since they were the most important rap magazine in the 90’s
Illmatic – 5 mics
It was written – 4 mics
I am – 4 ½ mics
Nastradamus – 3 mics
That's a one hot album every ten year average? Jay must have some high standards.
Maybe source is bias towards Nas. What can we use that would have no biases. Umm how bout entertainment weekly. They review all forms of music and even movies.
Illmatic – A-
It was written – A-
I am – B
Nastradamus A- ( lmao I shit u not) http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,271835,00.html
Ok so maybe Nastrasmous rating By ET is strangely high but I think there was a pretty clear consensus among critics that Nas never had a bad album up too 2001 when Takeover was released.
And Nas based his off of emotion???? Last time I checked jay was the one crying on hot 97 after hearing ether….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDDbEJAEIg
Ok back to the bullshit
RobtheMusicEd: It actually takes more skills to breakdown someone’s career and where it faltered like Jay did to Nas in “Takeover” then to say “You have dick sucking lips” and you look like a “camel.”
Yea lots of skills to break down someone career with bad math and lies.
DJ Daddy Mack: Look, who got depressed? Nas hurt Jay. Got stronger after “Ether?” More like a downfall if you look at Jay’s whole empire. Jay is a known swagger jacker. After “Super Ugly” dropped, Nas said he was disappointed in Jay. That’s why he did not respond. All he needed was “Ether.” Jay was always disappointed that Nas did not get on his debut album. I’m mean come on. Jay could write a book on Nas’ life. He followed this cat’s every move.
Lmao that shit was funny. He’d call Nas' bio “Who’s the best MC?”
RobtheMusicEd: Jay is known as a swagger jacker? When you think of Jay that’s the first thing you think of? I’m sorry I thought he was an innovator, a lyricist, a businessman and one of hip-hop’s greatest artists. My bad. We all followed Nas’s every move. Illmatic was CLASSIC! And Nas is one of our greatest artists as well. But I’m talking about the battle.
Oh I love this jayz is an innovator !!! (btw this has nothing to do with the battle) But here are a few of his most blatant lines this innovator has stolen
"I see some ladys tonight, that should have my baby - baby" B.I.G
"I see some ladys tonight, that should rollin' with Jay-Z - Jay-Z
"From the depths of the sea, back to the blockSnoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.CWent solo on that ass, but it's still the sameLong Beach is the spot where I served my cane - Snoop
"From the crap tables down in A.C.back on the block Jay-Z motherfucker from the, the, the RocWent solo on that ass but it's still the sameBrooklyn be the place where I serve them thangs" Jay-Z
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck em will I diss em, that's what these hoes yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relation" - Biggie
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellinWill I fuck 'em will I diss 'em, that's what they be yellinI'm a pimp by blood, not relationY'all be chasin, I replace them, huh?" - Jay-z
And my fav !!
Suede Timb's on my feets, makes my cypher complete - Nas
S. Dots on my feet make my cipher complete – Jay-z
DJ Daddy Mack: I guess being an innovator is stealing shit from other people. Who knew?
Loook above ^^^^^^
RobtheMusicEd: If you listen to Takeover Jay didn’t say not one disrespectful line. It was all about music. Then we get to “Ether” and Nas starts with the dick sucking lips lines, so Jay talks about his baby’s moms and all of a sudden that is out of bounds? This is hip-hop fuck that. And how does saying you have dick sucking lips constitute as lyricism? Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS. See to me it takes more skill to rhyme the truth (or some aspect of it, because Jay was definitely Bias), then to straight say things like “Gay-Z and Cockafella”
This is when I nearly feel out of my chair ! NO DISREPECTFUL LINES ?!?!?!?!?
Because you know who (who) did you know what (what)with you know who (yeah) but just keep that between me and you for now
Jay hit the ultimate low by bringing up the affair he has with Nas’ baby moms. How low is that shit. What does that have to do with music? And this motherfucking piece of shit wants to say it was all about music !
And here goes another foolish comment.
Then when he goes “Rockefeller died from AIDS and that’s who you named your company after.” John D. Rockefeller didn’t die from AIDS.
What a fuckin’ moron. A little common sense. If Nas said something as stupid as that You don’t think jay-z would have responded to that in Super Ugly? Come one stupid! Rocafella was a street hustler from Marcy who admired. There actually a song by jay’s old mentor jaz-o called “Love is gone” that mentions the real rocafella. And nas is samples on the hook. I just love the irony ! On a verse by the rapper Immobilarie he says “Rocafella had the crown on the block”.
Check it out at 2:27 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXPE2GlQig#t=2m27s
DJ Daddy Mack: NaS is not the smartest person in the world. I can agree with that. In that past, he has said many things that were just totally wrong. But really, I’m not saying “Super Ugly” was wack. It is just not as good as “Ether.”
RobtheMusicEd: You can’t compare “Ether” to “Super Ugly.” “Ether” was a response to “Takeover” so how come no one ever compares those two? “Super ugly” was a mere freestyle and he did that in like a day. And it was still rooted in fact; he slept with dude’s baby moms. Fuck that, game over!
Then he has excuses… oh we can’t compare super ugly to ether. Super Ugly was a response to Ether! So why can’t we compare? Oh I know cause it sucks. And he doesn’t want to compare something that sucks to the greatest diss record ever. I can’t believe this idiot has a job working at XLL. Says a lot about XXL…
Too
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Caroline Kennedy is out
What?
So we had all these conversations about nepotism and name recognition politics for this broad to bounce on it? Truth be told, I'm not totally broken up over this, it's just the timing. Why wait so long?
At least now someone who stands on their own two can sit in that seat.

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numba wun
Something epic to look out for!

A game that is in great anticipation by fans of excellent RPGs like Xenogears and Grandia. Sands of Destruction is being developed by over fifty people and some familiar names that have worked on the games mentioned above! If you're as giddy as a teenage school girl on her first date like me then click on the link below! Lets just hope we don't get stood up. -_-;
http://tinyurl.com/8gqzvl
---Numba Thr3e
Why The "Hardcore" Console Gamer Has Moved on to a Hand-held or a PC
As I look through my catalog of epic games, they seem to lessen as the year goes on. Growing up in the PlayStation and Nintendo 64 era I was surrounded by some of the best titles and series ever in Videogame history.
I remember my first game for the Playstation being a demo for Metal Gear Solid. The Japanese voice acting was a great surprise at the age of 7 but the game was incredible none the less. I recall running through that demo at least 20 times trying something new everyday until the release on October 1, 1998. The franchise is very successful but a crucial point to my belief.
Metal Gear Solid is a series known for the challenging bosses, incredible story and creative dialogue. The gameplay was revolutionary for its time and the series continued to please the player in many ways. (No I am not referring to the vibrating controller scenes, you sick fucks). Yet, as the series reached its conclusion with Metal Gear Solid 4 (or so the story goes) the game did not challenge the player or seem to be difficult at all. My point is proven by achieving the "Big Boss Emblem-Beat the game on the highest difficulty with no deaths, no alerts, no kills, no recovery items, no stealth suit, no bandanna items, in under 5 hours." As you read this to yourself, not even knowing the series, must be thinking this sounds impossible. Well...YOU'RE WRONG! It is very possible and takes less effort than it should. Metal Gear Solid 4 was much shorter than the games before but delivered to the audience by giving closure to the story and as sad as it seems, that is not expected anymore, :(.
The best example I can give you is, Assassin's Creed. A game with so much hype yet no delivery. Released on November 14, 2007 for the Xbox 360 and the Playstation 3, it was a deemed failure by obvious repetitiveness and a garbage story. The ending was a complete waste of my time with no real closure. Does Ubisoft really expect us to wait another 4 years for a sequel to such a bad game? Well they better, because the new generation of gamers will buy it and make it popular.
After reading so much about how all the challenging good games are now off consoles you must be wondering where have they gone. Well...I now see myself playing remastered versions of the Final Fantasy series on the PSP and Nintendo DS wondering when a game will catch my eye. If you're anything like me, you'll want to pick Chrono Trigger for DS! I also, spend some time looking for new enjoyable MMORPGs. (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games)
There will always be games that will be incredibly fun and easy to pick up and mess around with once in a while, but the game that makes you sit in front of your T.V. for 8 hours straight wondering what will happen next...now thats the game I would wanna play.
---Numba Thr3e
The Take For Granted List
- Zombies : I feel that we take zombies for granted. I mean sure they're ugly as hell, but they contribute a lot to society. From game franchises like Resident Evil to Alone in the Dark. Zombies have made a big impact in a lot of movies. From comedy's like Shaun of the dead, to actual horror's like 28 days later. Sorry i couldn't find an actual picture of a zombie, i didn't know it'd be so hard.
world for years. This fellow here is a true American, always working hard, but never too
hard where he cant enjoy himself a twinky. It's kind of weird that he enjoys twinky's. I
mean being a twinky himself makes the situation odd. But nevertheless i appreciate him, and will continue on not taking him for granted. A twinky for a twinky as i always say.
3. The Home Phone: This device might seem new to some of you, but if you look downstairs you'll see it. Before the cellphones and the text messaging there was the home phone. Even to this day i use my home phone, with my cell phone bill being so high i appreciate this way of making calls. The only problems with the home phone is if your talking to one of your bitches, your mother might pick up from the other line. That's definitely not a good thing if your having phone sex, trust me =\.

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Number foore
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
O O It's Magic
The Magic got four players averaging over 17 pts (Howard, Lewis, Turkoglu, and Nelson). Big shit right! The Suns did that a few years back. Uuuh but then again their defense was similar to what you see at the special Olympics. Well wait that actually is a pretty impressive stat. I mean the last time an NBA championship team had 4 players scoring 17 + was Magic’s 87 Lakers. Hmmmm Magic ! That’s must be the key to their success !
Do I think they can they win the title? No. But hey if Magic can beat AIDS why the hell not lol
---Numba too
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Ubiquity
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Honorable mentions: IE Tab, ChatZilla, TwitterFox, StumbleUpon and Text-to-Image.
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numba wun
